Budgie smugglers or shorts, advice needed.

I fly out tomorrow for a week’s holiday in Tenerife and need the sound advice of the online community. The weather is good enough to sunbathe, and the question I ask is as follows. I am 41 years old (in my prime), with a slight paunch that is all paid for, and I wonder whether I pack budgie smugglers or shorts for the pool side?


2 Responses to “Budgie smugglers or shorts, advice needed.”

  1. Marcus 2 April 2013 at 3:28 pm #

    Shorts. Please God, shorts.
    Budgie smugglers should never, ever be worn, unless you are on a private balcony and cannot possibly be put before the public.
    In that case you might as well go naked.

  2. G 2 April 2013 at 3:47 pm #

    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth…