Ted the tart!
Well out on a walk in Uppermill by the canal having parked by the Brownhill Visitor Centre. Ted has a) had a wander, b) had a number of wees. On entering the Lime Kiln Café in the Brownhill Centre Ted (also woofed a snorker down) made a complete tart of himself with females who are having brunch. One remarked that she’d like to kidnap him!
Click on the link for video footage of snorker scoffing!