Peter Cobley

Mr Ted's perspective on rushing and the "Media".

Ted the Terrier: Question, do Big People rush about more now than in the past? Are their lives more hectic? Is this something that I do?

Sniffing out good news and advice in a time of Media bombardment

Woof woof and good morning humans, Ted here. Nice and warm at “Hotel Macclesfield” with Pete’s Mum. Fed, walked, pampered whilst he’s up in Scotland with The Boss.

I hope he is relaxing in Hamilton. Big people; they always seem to rush about, read up and be concerned with what’s happening in the Big People’s world, and worry. But he does seem to take life easy, read books, and I enjoy walks as he is not always on his iPhone unless he’s got us lost again in the hills…

I think Big People seem so concerned with events in the world and sadly they are bombarded with and by the Media, and with technology access all this information which causes consternation, anger, worry, concern, and occasionally happiness. It seems to be more negative than good and I notice this in the way they seem so self absorbed. Also news does not have to be official; it can be local news, what he or she said, what they saw on a Facebook Group or in a Twitter thread and so it goes on.

So to my question? Do these humans rush about compared to old days?

People seem to have this idea that life has speeded up, that history has moved rapidly, and they live crowded and faster lives than those of their ancestors. I think this though is a result or product of media and artificial. Life is the same as those who came before but if humans engage with Media they lose control of our lives and yes they speed up, accelerate out of their own control. By Media I think it is commercial and non-commercial, especially Social Media. Media tells them about other people’s experiences, and they know more sooner, about more people, and so the seeds are sown for them moving from “themselves” to “ourselves” which can be an unnoticed and insidious shift, as life speeds up with their concern as to others and what they do and have.

They now know when royal babies are born, when distant wars are fought, when disasters happen. These “things” have always occurred, have always happened, and have swallowed and engrossed those who are immediately concerned.

Humans are also subject to the views, thoughts, behaviour of “outsiders” and so can be distracted by this and rush headlong into what they think they need or aspire for.

Hence the sensation of falling at speed into a way of life with no control, routine without purpose, a sense of stasis.

Me? Well I am dog, and I don’t have an iPhone, laptop, or read the news, or see what people are up to on Social Media. And you know what, that is a good place to be. I live for simplicity, do my own thing, don’t keep up with other dogs, and happily keep it simple. News? Well it is what happens to me in real time and thus I am grounded and happy. I say hello to my mates when I see them, but let them get on with their lives and don’t religiously follow them, to become subsumed in what they do, did, or could do. So for me life is calm, not rushed, in control, and contemplative. A nice place to be… Maybe the big people ought to try. Live their own lives, which does not mean being unconnected.

A thought for the day:

Obscurity can be a good thing. In not being known or engaging with other’s lives I won’t twist my values of life, and enter the rush we see. I move back to the past, connect with my ancestors and their own lives. I live my life as part of the world, not other’s lives.




in the early hours... thinking about the recruitment market.

Well it is quarter past four on Monday morning, 26th October 2020. I’m in Hamilton with Claire’s parents, wide awake, decided to come downstairs to work on the computer with a brew as I could not sleep.

Bracklinn Falls above Callander.

So, yesterday was a good day that involved a family walk with Claire and her parents around Bracklinn Falls, which are stunning, with part of the walk giving a great view of the mighty Stuc a Chronin (a Munro we’ve run up before.) It was a bit wet, well Scottish moist as I like to call it, but all were happy, especially when having food, wine, and brews in Minty the Campervan whilst looking at the hills.

Now I find myself wide awake, and I’ve been so since 3am, but I am relaxed and happy; chilled in fact. It is not the first, nor will it be the last time. I often wake up in the early hours and potter down to the kitchen for a brew, a read, a think. I learnt to do this a long while ago rather than rolling about in bed restless and worrying at not sleeping. I am able to get away with the lack of sleep, and have a suspicion this nocturnal part of me was grown out of living in a pub in Macclesfield for 20 years. I’ll probably drift back to bed and put some music on from Insight Timer by way of relaxing. Or will stay up. What will happen will happen.

What will happen will happen

This neatly brings me to my thoughts at this early hour listening to Radio 1’s Chill Mix on iPlayer. It’s okay, but more dance than ambient, which I prefer, so going to use Spotify to create me a radio play list around Radiohead, and here’s to hoping its not friggin’ depressing. (It wasn’t.)

Recruitment, job, role, employment, career, work and so this list goes on. It is about putting bread on the table, not worrying, and being able to have a good time, so I suppose pretty fundamental for most people. It’s also part of my business, head hunting, so worthy of some grey matter being allocated to it.

Found Us is ticking along nicely in the current environment, which to be frank is the equivalent of being Donald Trump’s hair stylist; a tall order. Many businesses are finding it tough as are individuals. I realise this from my own situation, talking to people, talking to business people. I must admit to having given a lot of advice over recent times to the best of my ability and experience.

My thoughts for people, those recruiting and those seeking to be hired, are below. It’s a bit of a brain dump, not in order and may help, and if so great. Feel free to drop me a message if you want a natter without having an invoice shoved under your nose. I presently have time to chat to people.

INTERLUDE: The Boss (the wife) came down and made me go to bed.

Back at it and it is 8.40am, about to have coffee and listening to Radio 6.

  • Jobs are out there as the economy has to roll on, and some companies are Covid robust. It is a question of realising this and not giving up hope, or becoming reliant on your current employer, furlough, or a redundancy payment - this is dangerous territory and can encourage boredom, loneliness, fatigue, sadness, and becoming stymied.

  • I notice that people struggle. They have in one sense become institutionalised in their career and are afraid to change to the point of financial pain, even where necessity dictates this. MONEY is still the same colour, the same thing, no matter how you earn it. So don’t be afraid to get a job of any kind. Why?

  • Well for starters you earn money, you have routine, you have company, you have self esteem, and worry dissipates. This is important to mental and physical well being.

  • I remember at one point in my life being a security guard in Boots in Piccadilly Gardens, Manchester, and at times chasing people around the gardens. For me when I look back it was a life making experience, not just monetary. with some hilarious moments.

  • There is light at the end of the tunnel. There are jobs in this this top 10 economy even if you cannot get the role you want in advertising.

  • And you can always head back into advertising and have a story to tell, one of initiative and resourcefulness, and probably some funny and sad stories.

  • You also have to look at yourself in the mirror and if you are on a high horse as to money, status, title, role, then GET off that high horse. You are fellow human being like all and sundry and need to be humble and be thankful for what you have; there are people out there in much worse situations. If you chase the aforementioned in the current climate you will reach a dead end, as you have to adapt. The “Glory Days” are over - have a listen to song and read the lyrics.

  • Now is about helping people and in return you’ll be helped back. It may not happen immediately, but life has its own way of saying thanks. I am not religious, but I do believe in Karma.

  • Try not to worry or panic. What will happen will happen. The recruitment market is in flux as people are loathe to move from roles, and there has been a decrease in some roles. You can expend a lot of time ruminating over factors you have no control over.

  • So, take control of those things that you can. You can search for roles, people, different industries, look at you financial budgeting for example.

  • We have to bear in mind that Covid is not just going to disappear and improvement is likely not to be seen until well into 2021, we have a hard fought US election in two weeks, Christmas, and the elephant in the room called Brexit. Remember, these are factors that are macro and out of your control, so let them roll on, and focus on your macro - and this also includes your mental well being and time for yourself, your family.

  • Do get out of the house, do go for walks, exercise, or take a coffee in town and walk there. Change physically will engender change mentally.

  • Lastly, wave the white flag if struggling, ask for help. Don’t be British and hide it away with a façade. Being honest wins you friends, help, and respect.

    Some photos of a walk yesterday around Bracklinn Falls above Callander in the Loch Lomond and Trossachs National Park - I really hope it encourages people to get out.

The Lord of the Flies... the have's and have not's...

The Lord of the Flies… the have’s and have not’s…

The last couple of days have certainly been an eye opener in terms of the disparity between those in power, money, and position, and those not in power, money, or position. With the meeting of opposites polarising around Manchester and free school meals.

Dickensian Britain… appalling

I cannot seriously believe what has been witnessed by the populace over the last two days which I think shows the culmination of a sorry state of affairs in this country.

We have a group of people behaving no different to the storyline of Lord of the Flies, hence the usage in this post of a black and white photo from the 1963 film.

Ralph in the 1963 film.

“Lord of the Flies is a 1954 novel by Nobel Prize-winning British author William Golding. The book focuses on a group of British boys stranded on an uninhabited island and their disastrous attempt to govern themselves. Themes include the tension between groupthink and individuality, between rational and emotional reactions, and between morality and immorality.” (Wikipedia.)

The Present…

What was one is now two, or even more fragmented.

One camp is aggressive, self seeking, and violent. Not physically violent but mentally, morally, with a dash of the inhumane. We see MPs reject support for the North, then punish accordingly, the denial of school meals to children and the dreadful reasoning that sits behind this.

The other camp is brow beaten, fighting its corner, brutalised. Can it survive or will it rebel?

I am not taking sides here as I have my own views as to all the inhabitants of the Commons, and what it takes an individual to be there; but the behaviour of the Conservative Government and its leader shows a complete lack of empathy, of understanding, of humanity, of downright decency.

Where is out Ralph? Where is the sole fighter against oppression. Is it Starmer? Is it Burnham. It does not matter because we can all stand up against the oppressor. That’s the point. The common man and woman are able to stand up to this ego driven arrogance that is governing decision making. Ego driven from a background of birth and upbringing that only seeks to serve its own myopic viewpoint of the world - privilege and arrogance breeds the same. It is a circular argument with no break. I suppose a self fulfilling prophecy.

We have to stand up against this tyranny and fight for a better world, a better Britain. A society where we work together for equality. I am not against personal wealth or graft or entrepreneurial gusto. It adds to society. I am against the favour shown by a select few to a select few, stymied by borderline corruption, and an arrogance of knowing better and preserving “their” status quo.

Rise up I say, not violently, but with your voice, your pen, your very soul. For we have to fight for what is just and right.

Gratitude and Humility; and Insight Timer.

The post today celebrates my gratitude and humility at being happy with the skin I am in, and for what I have in the current environment. I think we all should be, whilst reaching out to the needy. And who knows about Insight Timer?

Why grateful and humble? Because of where I am. Last year saw the impact of Brexit, now we see Covid, Brexit, the US election, and the ongoing aftermath of 7 months of Covid. This has left people, civilisations in tatters, with a sense of lethargy, lack of meaning, and isolation.

I myself am so lucky to have Claire and Ted, family, a business (despite it being in the doldrums), friends, and the great outdoors including my blessed fell running. It keeps me occupied and my active mind under control. And suffering from OCD I have an active mind.

I am therefore grateful. I am therefore Humble. I respect what I have when others are suffering mentally and physically, whilst my home business of advertising finds itself in a vortex of uncertainty. What will happen as the furlough money ceases at the end of this month? This is one example of not being in control of events and that can be disturbing where you have seen years of routine, certainty, and happiness. It can be a horrid, horrid state of affairs.

Some things I learned that might help

  • Each morning I try not to pick up the phone immediately whilst getting the first brew. This I have discovered drags me into the real and leaves no time for me. You can end up being distracted and you lose control of your present moment.

  • Me time is important in the morning. By this I mean set some time aside before you launch into work and life, which I appreciate is not easy if you have children for example.

  • I make my brew and then settle to read something that is inspiring or though provoking. I allow myself to focus on me, my mental state, and physical state. This takes me out of the world and allows me to think about living in the moment, what was yesterday, and what may come to pass. But I am in control.

  • I use INSIGHT TIMER which some will be familiar with. Suffice to say that it is a resource for all sorts of meditation, talks, yoga, calming music and the like. It is a free resource and you can also upgrade if you wish. I make sure I listen (ideally in the morning before picking the phone up) to a meditation. This sets me up for the day.

  • The reading and meditation, or just do a meditation, even when driving or travelling to work, puts you in the present, in the context, makes you not feel alone, and understand we don’t really have worries, and can live in the moment. The problem is we pick up the dratted phone and are immediately thrown into the world and its issues - we then lose ourselves, our essence. We lose control of our wellbeing on awakening.

  • The mobile phone. Try, try, try not to pick it up first thing on awakening. The dog wags the tail, the tail does not wag the dog. Don’t let it take you away from you.

  • The morning can allow you to think about what makes you happy, the positives, and all that is negative dissipates and falls into place. You have control of your day, of you.

  • Give Insight Timer a go, it is so worth it, and your mobile phone in this case is actually good for this!

    Giving

    Presently it is understandable to look after number one. The world does seem to be going to hell on a crazed out of control horse at a rapid pace. We become isolated and insular as we cope, especially as a lot of us are working from home.

    But now is the time to give, to help, to get to know people. Why? Because in giving and helping we ourselves become stronger and happier, and we grow. We also help our fellow human being and this gives a sense of belonging alleviating loneliness. In connecting we are not left in our own mind, our worries. We get a bounce in our stride and a sense of achievement. It could simply be you smile at a stranger during the commute, or say thank you.

Give the Dug a Bone.

Sometimes I look to Ted the Terrier for a lack of inspiration, as against inspiration. Simplicity of life can be seen in Ted. He lives in the moment, and yesterday saw him munch on a bone, and that was it. Not complicated. He was happy and ignoring me.

A Terrier tucking into a bone, or for that matter just watching Ted always reminds me to keep it in the present and that we humans can over complicate things. Happiness can come from simplicity, and it can also come from the moment. Just focusing on your particular bone moment.

Now I am not suggesting we head out, buy a bone, and go caveman. We have to live in the modern age. For example, you are reading a blog entry on a SquareSpace site via a browser, potentially on a hand held device - pretty complicated stuff.

What I find is that when tasks and life can overwhelm me, I remind myself I am living in the moment and thus ought to deal with what I have to deal with now. And that could also include doing nothing. It brings me back to myself and my inner spirit and the task or moment in hand. It is quite a grounding and relieving feeling. At times when the world crowds in on me I sometimes see what Ted is up to and study him. The sheer simplicity of his life reminds me we actually only have the moment to enjoy and live in because if we dwell in the past we miss now, likewise for the future. Sometimes watching animals or for that matter nature shows how the natural flow leads to happiness or contentment.

As I said earlier we humans do like to complicate things, and after all we are animals with a big brain, so maybe going for a walk, looking at birds, the squirrel in the garden, or plain looking out of the window is all that is needed to curtail being spun around in the whirlpool of humanity.

At the moment a lot of people are struggling due to a lot of factors outside of the control of the average person. Uncertainty can lead to looking back and looking forwards and not being in the now. That is not to recognise what has been and what may come, it is more to switch off to these two things. Humans are very time conscious and nature and animals are not, well apart from seasons. The point being that life is being lived as I type and nature and animals don’t think of time.

  • Try and be happy now. Take a leaf out of Ted’s book and focus on your “current bone”.

  • The past is to be learned from but don’t live it.

  • Likewise don’t live in the future. What will happen, will happen, especially in the current climate. And you present moment could be to write down some goals. There is nothing wrong with planning.

  • Try to view life like a Ted - unclouded, uncomplicated, in the moment as one will achieve the task in hand.

  • Don’t let yourself steal the happiness of the moment from yourself.

  • Life is hard, but living now opens up a huge perspective. You see and hear things.

  • Nature, animals, the universe. Get out in it, even if busy. It will bring you back to now and take you from time wasting maybes or has been’s. I mention time in this bullet point, but ask yourself what actually is time?

    Footnote:

    “Dug” is the Scottish term for “dog”. My wife Claire is from Hamilton and the term is used all the time. I like it.

Only The Lonely... (Roy Orbison.)

If you read the lyrics of the song they are quite poignant and pertinent as of today.

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“There goes my baby
There goes my heart
They're gone forever
So far apart”

Chorus.

In one sense the baby has gone, as has one’s heart. And this could be quite a testament as to today’s environment. People are the “baby”, the “heart” is maybe routine or spirit. The point is that people are drifting due to a lack of contact, a new way of working. The routine, the spirit that glues us all together, creating the grease of life is thin, and thins further as I type. In one sense the chorus lines split apart and thus the song, a well known song. A reflection on the order and society we are used to.

People, routine, working, living together are part of one holistic “thing”. We are in one sense an ecosystem within a bigger ecosystem, multi-dependent. In fact part of the universe that we all live in. A natural order. And it sits within nothing, it is as soluble as it is undefined.

Therefore, are we “far apart”? How can one be far apart if one is not joined?

The ebb and flow

I suppose the point I make is that life is disjointed and people are the same, as are their routines or way of life. But there is a glue that holds us together. When I studied Law at Lancaster (liberal and not Black Letter) I came across Natural Law. I was incredibly lucky to be able to study the epistemology of it all at the Faculty and it definitely left something on me, a taste so to speak. There is a “something” that holds us all together, a divine right and wrong that drives a number of us. Drives us? By that we are driven in one direction. I have seen many kind acts over these troubled times, and it reinforces for me the fact that there is and can be a way of life we can embrace as people, whereby we look after each other, or just show random acts of kindness.

Life can be very hard even for those with “money” and by that I mean they are comfortable. There is a new way in which we can work, and I have seen this with our neighbours alone. We now talk and chat, we connect, whereas before we were solo in our life in Saddleworth. So maybe we can see a new way in this adversity? Devoid of politics, spite, venom, and chasing status.

Have a look at: Briony

https://www.facebook.com/brionygunson

And so importantly Mike Pegg.

https://www.thepositiveencourager.global/mike-pegg-the-art-of-strengths-coaching/


How would you rate the support you received? Moonpig.

How would I rate the support I received? Poor to be honest. It takes a lot for me to rant these days , especially public. But being letting down by a British company, that did not seem to care, was galling when trying to support a home grown firm versus Amazon.

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I’ve used Moonpig before, and I hasten to add successfully and with pleasure. But or some reason always ad hoc. This time was different, and all the annoying as I was so desperate, like a lot of people to cut down my usage of Amazon, since lockdown. And they are advertising heavily which caught my attention.

Very simply, Mother was off to Bath for the weekend just gone. The first time she has ventured out since lockdown. She is asthmatic and at risk and in her 70s - her situation and no one else’s. As you can imagine, nervous and under close medical watch.

So to help cheer her up and assuage worry I sent a card with photos of our Terrier Ted, something Moonpig excels at in terms of quality. With chocolates. All ordered last Wednesday with accepted delivery for Thursday 10th August. I then learn via a Post Office e-mail that all is not to be delivered until Friday after she has left. Get onto Moonpig customer services, who needed chasing to get a woeful reply.

  1. It was not mentioned at order level that there might be delays. It is buried on the help pages. Not acceptable and if I had known would have organised delivery for when she got back.

  2. Customer services were ineffectual. Sorry “Jack” but it is a fact.

  3. Can I point out I am not out for a) my £20, b) roses strewn before me. Just honesty as to delivery times and better customer service from a UK brand I was aiming to shift to. I’d examined the number of Amazon gift cards I was sending and it was horrendous from a personal and business point of view.

  4. I did try and change the Post Office delivery date online but failed, and doing this (to defend the Post Office) is not guaranteed.

I’ve uploaded the e-mail conversation with customer services - see here.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/simon-hills/ - as a brand advocate, disapointed.

Epilogue

Maybe I am being a “customer arse” by publicising this. Maybe I am not accepting life’s rich tapestry including its up and downs. In the event of a potential forthcoming discussion, Mum got the card and chocolates on her return and was delighted, so well done Moonpig, and it is good; but that’s not the point.

Any feedback is welcome.

Minty and camper_versions

As an aside I’d like to mention, well promote camper_versions who kindly supplied and kitted out our VW T6 campervan. “Minty Tours” has seen many adventures.

Brora and “Minty”

Based in historic Darwen, their website is well worth visiting to see the latest campervans for sale, or to give you an idea for getting your own conversion. For us they sourced a long wheel base VW Transporter 6 registered December 2017. We wanted a LWB to give us more room to the rear for storage if we were on a big tour and wanted swimming, running, and cycling gear etc. onboard. We chose a short wheel base fit to give us the required storage to the rear (2 feet horizontal and 5 feet vertical) whilst including cooker, fridge, M1 bed (rock and roll bed), higher bed, leisure battery, and heater.

Crucial to to fit out by camperversion was the advice they gave to us for fell running and other outdoor shenanigans we normally get up to, and our desire to wild camp in Scotland when up there. They recommended a leisure battery and Eberspacher heater. Both have turned out to be vital. We can camp without electrical hook up using the battery, and thus wild camp. The heater is a hidden gem and runs off the diesel tank providing hot and cold air conditioning, vital when getting in from a cold run, such as our running in the Howgills on Saturday just gone when we returned wet and cold.

A friendly and ever so helpful and safety conscious team at camper_versions did a great conversion, all safety compliant, e.g. gas, with 3 year warranty. Highly recommended.

And what does “Minty” (as we called her) give us? It gives us a second home on wheels taking us to places we never thought we’d see or exist…

Beinn a'Bhuird is the eleventh highest mountain in Britain, a vast high plateau in the eastern Cairngorms.


Life in a "Minty" when locked down.

It is now September and July saw the last post, in the depth of lockdown. Lockdown? Perhaps gone, apart from localised areas and close to home are Oldham and Kirklees. So what is happening?

Grinning at National Trust Great Langdale campsite after big run

Grinning at National Trust Great Langdale campsite after big run

It has been a trying time for people. Why?

  • Covid 19 - some people have suffered from it, lost loved ones, or seen people suffer.

  • Covid 19 - collateral damage. Widely seen economically with business downturn and uncertainty leading to furloughing of people across to job loses, and the resultant financial trauma and stress.

  • Covid 19 - health. People I suspect, well believe, are suffering mentally from all that is happening. New conditions develop, latent ones re-unleashed. Relationships become strained. Physically people seem to be piling the pounds on, with upset routine upsetting exercise, and over indulgence in alcohol and the like prevalent; also core factors in mental and physical wellbeing.

I have always been a big believer in adversity creating opportunity, but I honestly feel that as we enter Q4 of 2020 we will see more uncertainty to the detriment of opportunity. Why?

  • Furlough money will cease in October, this will compound cash flow issues for firms and it is likely postponed staff decisions will have to be brought to a head. People will be realised via redundancy sadly. People will more likely focus on work especially with children back at school.

  • Trading conditions are not great and it is likely to be a tough retail Q4, which affects many trades including mine for example: advertising.

  • We have a USA election in November which will divide a country and be closely watched by the World. Its implications have a global impact economically, militarily (and thus economically.)

  • Brexit has not been solved or delivered. There is a deadline of 31st December 2020. The implications for economics are huge.

A SOLUTION - A WAY OF LIFE - BEING HAPPY - GIVING

But in light of the above, do we really know what will happen? Are we able to gaze into the future? Should we?

My personal viewpoint to the prior questions is “no”. Life is about living in the moment, the present, enjoying what we have and asking a crucial question of oneself: “what is my problem at this moment?” Not what has happened, it is past, not what may come. I’d strongly suggest reading THE POWER OF NOW by Eckhart Tolle as I learnt a lot from it. Like all books take from it what you need. The important thing is “living in the now”. If you live in the past you regret past actions and upset the now, if you live in the future you make yourself dissatisfied with now.

The same thinking applies to the Covid, USA election, and Brexit (not to mention life generally) situations. Live in the now, taking each hour, second as they come and ask if you must, “what is my problem now?” And if you do not have one, then life is good. Just deal with it as it comes along, not matter what it is. You have precious time on the planet and use it wisely, for you and for others. Remember you receive as you give. And if something does crop up?

R - recognise there is a problem.

A - accept there is a problem.

D - detach from the problem.

A - ask for help if needed.

R - respond to the problem.

RADAR.

With life you do need to consider goals and plans, if you are that way inclined. I would strongly suggest learning about goals and plans via Businessballs - https://www.businessballs.com/. Whilst a business orientated site, it does focus on the person. After all, is your life more important than work? You ought to focus on happiness and giving, and then all else fits into place.

SO WHERE DOES MINTY COME INTO IT?

Get a Minty, and get one from camper_versions of Darwen where we got our VW T6 from. Run away and escape the routine drudgery of life; or hire one. The laboured and cheeky point I make is getting out of the routine you are in. I am by no means suggesting that you go out and buy a campervan or that your life is drudgery. Routine is healthy for giving reason to life and achieving your way through life, but disjointed routine resulting from Covid 19 or never ending routine that is not examined lead to stasis and a lack of change. Breaking routine allows you to examine, but don’t overthink it, where you are with your life and what you want. Are you happy? Is it all about work, career, money? Are you giving back to society?

All of these I pondered when we headed off in August for a month of touring in The Lakes, and Scotland. The point I make is have some “break” time, especially now when you may feel you ought to work hard or take advantage of furlough. Sometimes you cannot see the “wood for the trees” when in a work or non-work routine, or for that matter no routine. I class myself as fortunate to be able to live life, even with its challenges.

Lastly, what do you want from life? Have you tried living on less money and being happy? If you have a roof over your head and food on the table, then how lucky a person are you?




Report on The Cobley in Lockdown, and "Irresistible."

Tuesday 14th July; well and truly into lockdown. And I want to chat over Irresistible.

Lathkill Dale in July 2020

Life has been somewhat vague, if honest, since mid-March when the Covid-19 lockdown occurred in the UK. But it has opened a whole world of opportunity for me in terms of downing tools and looking at other areas of activity or leisure.

Downing tools became apparent by the end of March as I could see that advertising ground to a halt and there was certainly no need of consultants. To add to this was the unpalatable realisation that people were actually losing their jobs, income, and confidence. And it is only getting worse. It is sad and of concern.

But I do think that out of adversity can come so much opportunity. And maybe it is a time for change?

Chaos and Opportunity

I do believe that chaos and opportunity are bedfellows and it is good to learn this. More so with recent events revolving around Covid-19. Sometimes chaos is nature’s way of bringing about change and something that should be embraced even if unpleasant. It can open a whole world of opportunity to you. Is it time for a change? Does lockdown bring you time in which to spring clean the home or your career, or for that matter yourself?

You can still tick the job or business over, whilst looking at engaging with people, chores, exercise, learning, or just plain resting. (It is not uncommon for people in advertising to work at a million miles an hour.) I’ve been mixing it up with fell running, outdoor swimming (now the proud owner of a bright orange tow float), and cycling. I am very grateful to live where I live, in the middle of the “great outdoors”.

And you may want to get outside yourself to Saddleworth, as we are all suffering from cabin fever.

But I really want to natter about READING (excuse the caps) and specifically one book that helped me.

Reading

There is a wealth of material to read if you have time on your hands, and people do especially when furloughed or not working full hours. It is something I have turned to, always being a lover of books. You may also want to look at studying online, via FutureLearn for example. I myself am studying a course on Neuroleadership.

If you are not a reader maybe consider Audible or Podcasts.

Irresistible

This book was recommended to me by a friend who has a PHd in Machine Learning. A clever chap to say the least. I wanted to suggest it as it has helped me deal with what was clearly a dependence on technology, and has helped switch me to reading and weaning myself off technology.

The book’s tagline on its front cover is “The rise of addictive technology and the business of keeping us hooked.” and that sums it up. The book charts the rise of the technology we use including websites and how we become hooked or addicted, and how this is engineered by those behind the technology. The book explains how technology addiction is no different to other forms of addiction and that it is insidious with many people not aware of this. The “pleasure” path to this addiction is no different to that of other addictions. It is something I was concerned about as I was sucked into iPhone and social media usage to name one or two culprits. It explains the process of addiction with research and correlates this to technology addiction, again with research - it’s fascinating reading.

It was one of the books I’ve read over lockdown and as you’ll guess I suggest reading it, especially if you work in advertising.

Epilogue

I knew my iPhone, news, and social media consumption was problematic; Claire my wife was also forced to comment on it. So as of March and after reading the book I curtailed my usage of technology, for example having no laptop and iPhone for three weeks. On reading Irresistible I realised the gravitas of my technology addiction, but also saw the sheer joy of time out from it, and a rediscovery of reading and other “stuff”.

It is clear that addiction is manifest in your wanting to check that e-mail, in wanting to get a like or follow, in wanting to tell people what you have been up to and what a great life you have, and so it goes on. You end up navel gazing, become self-centred, introspective, detached from people and reality. There is also the impact your posts may have on people. Harping on about how great a day you are having, could make someone miserable or unworthy - yes that does happen.

Now is a real opportunity to embrace change, even if unpleasant. It is such a part of life that maybe you ought to view it as a catalyst to “spring clean” your life or make an overdue change. Even cut down on technology. Also try not too get hung up on what may happen with Covid-19, no one really knows, and try to live in the present. Ask yourself honestly, “do I have a problem now?” Because in reality it is the now we deal with and live in.

Excellent service (again) from camper_versions of Darwen

Back in April we bought our beloved “Minty McMint Face” or “Minty” - a VW T6 LWB campervan conversion from Camper_Versions of Darwen.

Note the new removable rail fitted to utilise the vertical space at the rear.

The T6 is a long wheel base version, sourced by camper_versions and converted by them for Claire and I. To say they are a brilliant firm, lovely to work with, is an underestimation. And we always recomend them to friends and fell runners. You don’t have to start from scratch as we did, there is a excellent selection of “ready” campervans to choose from.

We popped in to Darwen to have a rail fitted at the rear of the van to allow for storage containers to be hung for better utilisation of space. As the team worked we met up with a friend, Justin, for a walk to Darwen Tower.

We came back to see the finished work and were impressed at the quality and the fact the pole can be removed! Once again, excellent work and service. The new storage containers have made a massive difference, and the rail will also allow us to hang clothes, wetsuits and the like.

A research study on factors that affect overuse injuries in fell runners

Ben Sant is a PhD student at the University of Central Lancashire (UCLan). He’s conducting a research study on factors that affect overuse injuries in fell runners.

Phase one of the study is an online questionnaire designed to quantify the running habits and injury type and
frequency amongst female and male/professional and amateur fell runners. The study has been approved by UCLan ethics committee.

I’d be really grateful if people could complete the survey to help Ben with his PhD.

https://tinyurl.com/Fell-Injury-Questionnaire

10 Epic Walks in The Peak District

Today I’d like to highlight a great guide to Peak District walks put together by Lukas Saville who kindly got in touch and asked me to let people know about his work.

I would strongly recommend this series of wonderful walks. Brilliantly put together by Lukas.

https://www.10adventures.com/hikes/peak-district-national-park/

Do let me know how you get on!

Furloughed, but grateful for what we have. (Especially myself.)

It has been a tough old time for people, all walks of life since March. And I have not posted since our half term trip to the Cleveland Hills in February - so that’s roughly three months.

3rd Year Wedding Anniversary

So, where are we - the Cobley’s?

To be honest, happy and grateful, and that is the nature of this post. We are lucky to have our health, a roof over our heads, and loved ones. Claire has been teaching remotely, working hard to keep her youngsters motivated, and also the God awful task of predicting grades; affecting people’s lives. Me? Well, the advertising business, like a lot, has ground to a halt as Covid 19 bites hard into industry with the global lockdown and uncertainty. So I decided to furlough myself at the start of April.

We count ourselves lucky. Many people are not. And to compound some people’s lives is the sad loss of loved ones. I’ve certainly learnt about humility.

I hope all the people who we know personally, in teaching, and via Found Us are all good in the circumstances. Please do let us KNOW! We are thinking of you.

“Chairman Ted” also says hello and wishes YOU all the best!

Looking down the Chew Valley


A time of challenge, but let us remember the good times.

I’ve not posted for a while, for one reason or another. Last post was December and it is now March, so quite a while. Work, personal stuff blah, blah, blah…

So I thought I’d post about our half term trip to Guisborough and running in the Cleveland Hills, the northern most part of the Yorkshire Dales. It might take people’s thoughts away from the current crisis. And maybe encourage people to get out, where they can.

Claire running to Roseberry Topping as we recce the Guisborough Three Tops Race.

Whilst the race, the first in the English Championships for fell running has been cancelled due to the Corona Virus crisis, Claire and I were lucky enough to be able to recce the route in cold but amazing weather.

The recce ended up being 11.49 miles with 2,854 feet of cumulative climb, with amazing views.

STRAVA: https://www.strava.com/activities/3125878284

FLICKR: https://flic.kr/s/aHsmLzEYKo

It was a very interesting route to say the least. Starting off with an initial climb through forest (Guisborough Woods) to then follow with steep climbs and descents that sap the legs. Muddy, sloppy, and in definite need of Mudclaw shoes or the like. Up and down, up and down.

But after reaching Highcliff Nab the route then changes to more of a trail route on slabs across to rough tracks, where Rocklite shoes would be a good choice. I myself had worn my new Altra King MT 1.5 Trail Running Shoes - a hybrid, but I must admit that going downhill was a bit treacherous.

Pano photo from Highcliff Nab.

We’d travelled up with Minty for the week staying initially on a local farm, well in the stables as the pitch area was saturated and the VW T6 would have got stuck in the mud.

After the farm we found a lovely little campsite at Great Busby which allowed us to run across what the locals call the “Three Sisters” that sit above the hamlet. A fresh day but we were rewarded by amazing views. Weather wise it was changeable to say the least as Britain was hit by the wettest February on record, as Storm Ciara, Storm Dennis and Storm Jorge, followed in quick succession by smashing the country. We were lucky, very lucky.

In finishing off the adventure we headed to Whitby, staying just outside of the town, where Claire had never been. The highlights? Wandering around Whitby and having a fish and chip lunch at the legendary Magpie, and running to Robin Hood’s Bay.

Break, Change, Stasis, Fells, Election...

It has been a while since I have had a chance to post on my beloved Blog, but sometimes we have to take time out from things for a variety of reasons. And a break can be a good thing, to thus also introduce and allow for change, and also allow for the fact you cannot be in all places at once, or be available for all people.

Just finished my leg of the Lee Mill Fell Relay.

My last blog entry related to the Langdale Horseshoe in October, roughly two months ago from this point in time. And a lot has happened since then. Politics wise we have a majority Conservative led government as of yesterday. This is change certainly and will lead to the exit from the European Union. For many this brings change and potential uncertainty. But irrespective of your political views, change can create opportunity, and at least we have direction (though you may not agree with that direction.)

For me, on the business side of Found Us, it has been a tough trading year as the uncertainty has plagued decision making by both candidates and clients, even at senior level. Despite all of this, it’s still been a successful year in its own right. But with your head held high in times of adversity sticking to your principles is a crucial thing I have learnt from 2019, and you deal with this adversity while focusing on what change brings. That way you do not deviate from what, who, and how you are. You ascribe to your personal brand values, and I think when you work closely with people as I do you maintain a sense of integrity and honesty; all so vital for people when they are making a crucial decision to their career and for that matter their life. I think it has been a worrying time for a lot of people and when you have a family and home to maintain, more so.

  • Uncertainty is part of progressing through life and should be embraced and welcomed.

  • Welcomed? It can stimulate you to take action, to make change.

  • But you do not always have to make change, sometimes it can be good to be swept along by changing times, and take a break from it all - as has happened to me over the last two months, which for myself has created an alternate perspective on life.

  • The maelstrom of change from my October Blog entry has show me HOW we can come together as a “people” and look after each other, and roles, jobs, careers - whatever you want to call them - become insignificant in the universe. It is about looking and finding the best in people and showing them what proverbially lies on their own doorstep. “Empowering their humanity” so they are themselves happy in what they do, growing themselves and others. Sadly, not all see this.

  • I learnt that Found Us is about Advising, Matching, Giving - so bringing out the best in me, and the people I meet. It’s hard at times, but works for me as an approach.

  • It is also an approach I take to life in general.

  • And alternatives, like change, enliven us, stimulate us, grow us.

A trip to Scotland and Arisaig

After the Langdale Horseshoe we headed off for half term to Arisaig with Claire’s parents (whilst being visited by other relatives) to stay at a lovely and large holiday home we have used before. Whilst I had to work, it was relaxing, and allowed for good company and some wonderful running in what is known as “The Rough Bounds

One highly recommended run (or walk) is to the ruins of Peanmeanach on a remote peninsular; deserted as a result of the infamous Clearances:

https://www.strava.com/activities/2805530145

NOW onto some notable fell running in the last two months since the Langdale Horseshoe

Penmaenmawr Fell Race - November 2019

A number of the motley warriors from the Saddleworth Runners made their way to Capelulo Village in Wales on a damp and dreary Saturday 16th November. Some of us, including Claire my wife and myself, had driven from the Outdoor Alternative centre at Rhoscolyn where a posse of us from the Saddleworth Runners were staying for the weekend. As the weather deteriorated we set off to eventually run into some quality clag after the initial 1,000 or so feet of climb. Navigation was “pants” after the first checkpoint and a number of leading runners managed to mis-navigate across a barren and wild moor heading for checkpoint two - me included. Despite this navigational wobble I continued on at quite a respectable pace in poor conditions via the various checkpoints to make it back in sodden fashion to the finish in the village.

As ever a wonderful race with great hospitality and organisation.

Descending to the finish.

The “Saddleworth Fellas” Team.

Another winter classic in the fell running calendar for the following reasons:

  • You run a 6.5 mile course on the moors above Bacup.

  • It is November and the weather can be brutal at times.

  • You run in a team four trying to achieve the fastest team time.

  • The race attracts some damn fine fell runners.

I was running with Des Thorpe, Kevin Jones, and Nick Haynes. All of us, apart from Des veterans of this course. Thankfully the weather was just right for running on the moors. Clear visibility, little cold, damp. We were all apprehensive but excited at the extravaganza to befall us… All in all it was and is a great relay race with the usual long tough initial climb to the highest point (Trig Point at Top of Leach above the Rossendale Valley) followed by the exhilarating speedy downhill run over what can be treacherous bog to beneath the disused Britannia Quarry with a gut wrenching climb out to run alongside the quarry before a speedy descent to the finish. Highly recommended.

Flickr PHOTOS: https://flic.kr/s/aHsmJAkqGk

STRAVA: https://www.strava.com/activities/2889314021

Race SITE: https://www.facebook.com/groups/718298341534924/

The Five Trigs with Sam and Jon

Alphin Pike Trig Point. Nearly finished.

Sunday 1st December saw Sam and Jon run the 5 Trigs challenge with myself. It’s a club challenge that the Saddleworth Runners have been doing for yonks it seems. I’d run it a few years back with Des Thorpe and thoroughly enjoyed it, so suggested it as a Sunday run with two people choosing to join me. No pressure then on the navigation. There are five Trig Points that we strove to get under 5 hours. This is the route we chose but you can run it in reverse. You start and finish at The Clarence pub in Greenfield at the bottom of the Holmfirth Road. So there we were “bright as buttons” ready to go.

  1. Broad Stone Trig.

  2. West Nab Trig.

  3. Black Hill Trig.

  4. Featherbed Moss Trig.

  5. Alphin Pike Trig.

And we were off by roughly 8.30am taking a route up to Broad Stone via Tunstead Lane. It was quite cold and as we climbed into the hills we saw just how frosty and stunning the scenery was.

Pano shot looking toward Greenfield and Uppermill.

It is a great little local challenge at 20 miles with roughly 3,200 feet of cumulative climb across a variety of terrain and taking in part of the Pennine Way.

One of the highlights was the 360 degree vista we received at the summit of West Nab that sits close to the Holmfirth Road and Pennine Way.

Flickr PHOTOS: https://flic.kr/s/aHsmJK9DR4

STRAVA: https://www.strava.com/activities/2904130338

Final Thoughts…

All in all a varied two months that saw Arisaig across to the Saddleworth Moors to a General Election and in that time I had not posted to my blog. Interestingly in looking back to what had happened previously I was stunned to realise I had missed out the half term trip with Claire and her parents to Arisaig which I have now entered into the Blog entry earlier. I’d actually forgotten.

This brings me to stasis. No matter what happens, no matter when you feel you are going nowhere or have forgotten where you have been, you are actually moving through life, and life is moving through you. Don’t forget that. It is natural, and you will be surprised at where you have been when you look back. Hence my thought as to “break” not actually being a “break” - we are very changing, and change is normal. We are “creatures of change and flux.” That’s why we should all keep at it when it comes to life.









Langdale Horseshoe 2019

Sunday 13th saw the 2019 Langdale Horseshoe fell race which was good fun, challenging, and eventful.

Great Langdale Campsite after the race.

The Langdale Horseshoe is organised by Ambleside AC and a classic Lakes fell race, that can and does challenge people due to distance, terrain, ascent and descent, and whatever the weather can be in October.

We’d (wifey and doggy) travelled up in Minty the VW T6 to stay at the National Trust Great Langdale campsite where the race starts from, staying over Friday and Saturday night. Also running the race was Andy “Persistent” Poole and Jill “Boss” Davies who we caught up with on Saturday morning.

Andy and Jill.

Andy Poole and I from the Saddleworth Runners ended up running 12.7 miles, with 5,308 feet of climb. We’d decided to run together but not race as I’d not Lakes raced since the Old County Tops in May, and Andy has the Snowdon Marathon in two weeks. Despite this it was a tough race, especially where visibility and temperature declined on the top of Bowfell making for hard navigation.

FLICKR PHOTOS: https://flic.kr/s/aHsmHFVioC

STRAVA: https://www.strava.com/activities/2786346344.

Overall the weather was wet and damp with rain at the start of the race, so making rocks slippy and treacherous, with grassy and muddy descents lethal at times.

The Race Organiser at the start explained that it was a full field with over 400 runners, a record. Children counted us down and we were off. It was shoulders and elbows (in a nice apologetic way) as we ran along the track for the climb to Stickle Tarn.

Briefing before the start.

I’d been exercising during the week, but being sensible. But what I’d not realised was I was tired from a busy week and it transpired on tired legs from helping neighbours lug 3 tonnes of gravel for repairs to a collapsed garden wall. But the key factor was the time in not having been in The Lakes. It is a different type of running compared to the Moors of Saddleworth.

Some facts here. You reach the top of Pavey Ark from the valley after 2.2 miles and at this point have climbed over two thousand feet in one go. I was knackered and my legs not working, whilst still feeling asleep. Praise is given to Mr Andy Poole who stuck with me to check I was okay and helped drag me up the “offensive” climb, and to be frank round the whole race.

Climb to Stickle Tarn.

Stickle Tarn and Pavey Arch in the distance, soon to be climbed.

From this point it was a run across the moors of Thunacar Knott and Martcrag Moors, both of which were boggy with all the rain lately.

At one point a number of people ran into a bog, icy cold, up to their waists - Andy was one of them, and he explained it was freezing whilst it also shocked him.

We carried on heading for Angle Tarn to catch up with Josie “Smiler” Greenhalgh making her way to Esk Hause which turned out to be a pleasant climb; by now I’d seemed to have woken up, shook off lassitude, and my legs seemed to be working. All of this was great, but I was soon to be rewarded with the God awful contouring section beneath Esk Pike as you head to Ore Gap. On climbing to Ore Gap the mist and clag had come down, visibility limited and temperatures dropping as we climbed to Bowfell. It was hard climbing on slippy, slimy, and shifting rocks and you had to be oh so careful.

But on Bowfell summit we were rewarded with smiles from Liz Tromans and Jane Hodgson who kindly offered water that I gratefully received. This race goes to show that even in rainy, cold, damp weather water is important - you do sweat profusely.

Kit is also important, and I’d kitted my self out correctly with the Softshell top, Inov-8 Race Elite shorts, and Ultimate race sack. However I’d right ROYALLY fooked up the choice of shoes, thinking Innov-8 Rocklites would be a good choice with all the rock. But what about the nightmare muddy, grassy section from Pike O’ Blisco? More to come on that.

From Bowfell you head to Crinkle Crags, difficult in clag, with a shocker descent off Bowell down a slippy walkers path that had people falling all over the show.

This was not the main concern, the main concern was Bad Step in the drizzle. What is Bad Step? Very simply after Gunson Knott you have sheer rocky sides with big drops as you drop off Crinkle Crags. Bad Step is where you drop down and it involves scrambling. And in the weather was certainly NOT pleasant. Andy (with knowledge) got myself and another runner down and around Bad Step via a sneaky route (steep and iffy mind you) and we were glad. Josie commented later that it had been horrible.

Descending Bad Step off Crinkle Crags.

Off we ploughed for the long but enjoyable descent to Pike O’ Blisco rewarded with great views as the clag and mist cleared. Andy did start to cramp, took some salt immediately and that seemed to sort him out. The climb up the Pike was good, solid, and fun. Views on the top breathtaking. At this point you have basically smashed the race as it is all descent to Great Langdale and the finish.

Dropping down to Red Tarn, with Pike O’ Blisco in the background.

Now let me tell you about the descent from the Pike O’ Blisco… It was at this point that my choice of Rocklites bit me in the arse. The descent is muddy, grassy, and long as you head toward Blea Tarn and turn away toward Great Langdale - people will also know part of the route from the Three Shires fell race. Not having fallen over (coming nastily close coming off rocky Bowfell) I flew off my feet onto my side trying to overtake two runners grazing my arm. Stood up, ran 10 feet, flew off my feet again. The runners initial concern transformed into silence at my ineptitude. Basically it was a bloody awful descent, one of the worse I’ve had and all poor Andy could hear behind him were expletives and shrieks. On seeing the road I was happy knowing it was soon to be over, only to launch into thin air completely off my feet to land heavily on the running sack. Thankfully the sack took the blow but I was badly winded. Hobbling to the road for the final descent Andy had kindly waited.

It was then a quick pelt down to the campsite and to the finish. It is worth noting for the record that “The Boss” accompanied by Terrier Ted were out on a run to meet us at Red Tarn before the climb up Pike O’ Blisco. They said hello to lots of runners, but not myself or Mr Poole. Oh, and they missed us at the start and finish. (Compare to Trigger 2019.)

We’d finished though and were happy, chatting away with Claire and Ted.

But this soon turned to concern as the Race Organiser could be heard asking for Liz Tromans, and we identified ourselves. It transpired that Jill Davies had take a bad fall off Bad Step and broken both her wrist and one of her fibula bones. She could not move and we were worried. We had no idea as to what we could do, where Liz and Jane were, so promptly headed back to Minty to get changed to then head back to HQ. There was no real news apart from an Ambleside Runner had legged it to Jill with a full med-kit to sort her out, with other runners helping, plus the marshalls on Bowfell. A runner had actually run all the way back up to Bowfell from Bad Step to get an emergency shelter off the Marshalls!

Eventually Andy headed back to the Achille Ratti hut and left Claire and I to Minty. Not long after this we heard the whoop, whoop of a coastguard helicopter heading exactly to Crinkle Crags. Worried, but we knew Jill was sorted as she was airlifted off with the helicopter landing!

Langdale/Ambleside Mountain Rescue Incident Report

What I learnt from this is why I love fell running. People mucked in and helped, with fellow runners keeping Jill company despite their being in a race.

Saturday night we headed to the Old Dungeon Gill Inn to listen to folk music from a festival. It was relaxed and good, but we did think of Jill.

Would I recommend the race? Yes. But train for it. Wear Mudclaws or something similar…

(After what happened to Jill, all I can say is KIT, KIT, KIT. Her kit kept her warm.)

Bad Step - Andy and I took a longer, less precarious route to the right of the sheer face.

Bad Step - Andy and I took a longer, less precarious route to the right of the sheer face.

Cross Keys Fell and Road Relay, and Jill's last.

The weekend saw the last time Jill Boustead ran and hosted the legendary fell and road relay from the Cross Keys Inn above Uppermill.

Jill Boustead with the racing prizes.

The Inn is a wonderful location, sat beneath the moors of Saddleworth and above Uppermill and where the Saddleworth Runners train from during summer months. Sadly but happily it was Jill’s last as Race Organiser, having managed the melee for a few years in all kinds of weather, and what great weather if was on Saturday 21st September 2019.

I’d arrived first thing to drop off new florescent road signs for that part of the relay whilst Claire was food shopping in Uppermill. Ted patiently and quietly watched me as I tied one or two signs, to occasionally disappear to either say hello to people or wee on something. We left as people were arriving to help, to then return for 12 noon and Claire’s Marshal briefing to a hive of activity involving runners and teams registering and support crew donning bibs. Oldham Mountain Rescue (also fielding a team) were deep in conversation - the pub’s barn is their location HQ.

So what is the race? A team of four, can be mixed, enter with runner 1 racing an up and down 3 mile road leg that is tough, they then hand over to runner 2 who runs a tough 3 mile fell leg over the moors. They then hand over to runner 3 for a road leg, then to runner 4 for the final fell leg. The fastest team time wins. Simple.

Have a look at the Saddleworth Runners website for more information: http://www.saddleworth-runners.co.uk/cross-keys-road-fell-relay

It was hot and humid in places, with limited wind, so the road leg was going to be a shocker for people with its tough undulations at break neck pace. It is two laps of the same course and many a red and hot face was cheered on as they passed start/finish outside the pub for lap two.

Start of the relay with the first road leg starting.

Handover occurs in a finish funnel, akin to a baton change in athletics with runners touching hands as they finish one leg tired, and the other brightly shoots off.

The fell leg is tough indeed with an initial solid climb from the Cross Keys, through the Pob Green Hamlet, and up onto the moors above the Holmfirth Road (A635), with runners looking down into the famous Dove Stone Reservoir.

A tired Nick Haynes having run road leg 1 hands over to John Haigh for fell leg 2.

I’d assembled a crack team in the form of Nick Haynes (road leg 1), John Haigh (fell leg 1), Sean Willis (road leg 2), and myself finishing the relay with fell leg 4. We had to think of a name for this team of Adonis Masterpieces (more balding Alan Patridges’s) and came up with “CXC Beasts”. CXC is Roman Numerals for 190, our combined age. Say “CXC” fast or slow and then add “Beast”. The image is provocative.

Haigh and Cobley in numbers - legs 2 and 4 fell.

As ever it was a great event, with great weather, many spectators - most notably the legend Graham Tibbot seen here egging on Gaynor Keane.

Apparently politely asking Gaynor to make time up whilst timing on a classic wristwatch - legend.

The Inn is a wonderful location and all enjoyed the day. Big thanks to Jill for her commitment over the years who has now handed over to Nick and Tanya Haynes.

My fell section STRAVA: https://www.strava.com/activities/2727670159

My FLICKR photos: https://flic.kr/s/aHsmHcGYbj

The winning team?

Holmfirth Harriers A with a winning time of 1 hour 26 minutes. Sterling effort. “CXC Beasts”? We came 8th out of 21 teams.














The Ben Nevis Fell Race (and I did not fall over) 2019

Don’t even know to start with this one. So I will start with the stats. 9 miles and 4.5k feet of climb up and then descent across mind boggling gradients and sliding scree and rocks. Apart from that it was sunny…

“Man alive” I need my head examining whilst writing this blog entry after the weekend shenanigans up Ben Nevis. To start with it’s a 350 mile drive on a Friday in Minty with Nick “Carefree” Haynes to the Glen Nevis campsite outside of Fort WIlliam. You also have to be lucky enough to get a place as well as meet the criteria of previous experience - the weather up Ben Nevis can be a shocker. And the race has some quite stern cut offs. By one hour you have to be at Red Burn, the half way point, and by two hours at the summit. We think the cut off’s were not observed on the Saturday just gone as the weather was splendorous!

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So, let us go back in time… Bit like The Wizard of Oz…

We arrived at the Glen Nevis around 7.30pm on Friday evening after a 350 mile drive. With the help of Nick, Minty was fully resplendent having been sent up on a lovely pitch. I was so, so glad I’d booked immediately after being accepted into the race earlier in the year, as the electric hook ups were all taken. The views had been excellent as we headed up with Nick taken aback by Glencoe.

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Yours truly was happy driving Claire’s “Wendy Hut” on wheels, and by this point was quite tired. After set up we headed off to the restaurant/pub the campsite owns to find the Keanes, with the “Spag Boll” Claire had cooked sat in the fridge. It was a long evening to be honest.. very drawn out. Anyway we made it to the temporary office, which was Minty, after the evening meal. Few beers, company, and munched the food down.

After retiring, well I was certainly knackered after the drive, we arose around 9am in the morning to be greeted by bright sunshine and Gaynor and Alan bashing on the door. The geologist was up, I certainly was not. He’d already wandered about the campsite. I was snoozing in my under crackers and left the introductions to his Nibs, and thankful he was on form. Coffee was sorted out for the Keane’s whilst I proverbially grabbed my smalls. Anyway there was no time to be buggering about and it was all hands on deck. Roused we were and up at em’ it was… Groan…

By this point it all became serious, in that we would have to run up Ben Nevis - blooming eck’. It was all getting quite serious. I repeat myself. We headed to the field of “joy” so to speak. The sun was out and it was unusual weather. In fact it looked as though it could be amazing. What was happening? The weather report for the Highlands had been appalling, but it had changed to one of those days as the “Jocks” would explain; a once in a ten year type of weather. We decided to pile into Minty in order to make a statement and being blunt to show off. And it was a good idea as we drove the short distance to Claggan, just outside of Fort William and where the race starts from.

Parking was non-existent at the hockey ground and we were allowed to temporarily park by the Rozzers before having to move on. Move on we did and drove up the lane that you run up to the start of the summit path looking for a turning point. It was at this point that the lovely David Armstrong (24th race) waved us down to park on a rough area by the river and right by the starting field! Boom!

Faffing occurred as we battled with the race packs, but to discover a wee dram of Nevis Dew! After consternation over fixing numbers to the rear of a pack with safety pins we headed to the start. Ready to be piped to the starting gate - it was a wonderful atmosphere in the sun!

It’s a 1pm start (due to location) and by now it was very hot with beaming sunlight. We gathered for the start, apprehensive, ready to go. Tension mounted as the assembled Pipe Band trooped us to the start.

We were off with no grace and proceeded to leg it along the single track road to the summit path. It was very hot and unusual weather for the location, time of year, etc. I heated up very quickly as I ran the initial path up to the scree with the 1 hour cut off at Red Burn deeply in my mind. It’s quite well laid heading up the path as we dodged nonplussed walkers but the heat became a big issue. At Red Burn the tough stuff begins as the runners deviate from the path and head straight up via a ridiculous gradient.

I’d made the cut off but was really struggling with the heat dousing myself from Red Burn and other places of water. Other runners were the same. The climb from Red Burn is just plain madness as you aim directly for the summit. It was a strange one for me as I’d never walked or run Ben Nevis and had not made a recce of the race route. This it transpired made a huge difference. Ben Nevis has many false summits and I now realise this held me back as well as being stuck behind people on the scree climb. My advice for those with good legs is to push hard on the climb as it makes a difference. My advice for the worried is don’t do it as my mind wandered to the thought of legging down the scree etc. Yikes.

The final ascent of BN was fine and quite nice for running. Rewarded with stunning views I certainly buggered about on the summit taking photos. To be honest I was shocked at how busy it was on the summit with walkers and runners; all we needed was a McDonald’s. After taking photos and having “scenic” break it was time to head back…

Now, the run down from the summit was nice, and people cheering you on helps indeed. By this point a lot of walkers had made the summit.

Then you hit the scree descent, which is straight down and frightening. You avoid the walkers path. I’d bought brand new 290 gram Rocklite shoes and even these could not grip on the soil, rocks, and scree. We slid down part of the 4.5k feet descent and it was hairy to say the least. I held off and was glad of this when seeing two runners have a bad fall clattering onto rocks.

You then hit Red Burn after bouncing off rocks and grass, to be rewarded with a stone laid path that takes you back to the start. That said the stones are offset and hard work as you belt down, and the heat was close and humid.

You leg it down the path to then hit the Ben Nevis Inn and Bunkhouse, and by now people were oiled and cheering us on. A credit on the way down was due to the walkers who moved out of the way and gleefully gave praise.

Then it is the one mile road stretch to the finish, and by this point that was hard and painful. But you were rewarded with a magical moment as you enter the finish field. Your name is called out, and locals clutching Tenants cheer you on to the finish!

I’d raced up and down in 2 hours 47 minutes and was proud as I’m not on form. The race record is 1 hour 25 minutes…

Getting back on form via Crowden Horseshoe 2019... hmmm...

As I type from Manorbier on a Minty tour of the Pembrokeshire Coast and after a 16 mile costal run with 4k feet of climb where I almost boiled to death, I reminisce to Sunday 19th August which saw my first FRA race since the Old County Tops race in May. So by my reckoning quite a while.

First splish splosh climbing out of Crowden. Chris Davies to the right soon to overtake. Photo by Des Thorpe and Winnie.

Brexit has in a single handed manner right royally buggered up the advertising business that I work in, and trading has been tough as the uncertainty plaguing all began to bite around May/June time. It can only get worse or remain the same as a potential no confidence vote could occur across to a general election.

So, I’d run a lot in the first part of the year, and decided to have a break after the OCT, which ended up being two months off the running (I’d also lost my mojo) whilst focusing on the business. My next adventure was to be suporting Tim’s Rutter’s Bog Graham Round.

What Did I Learn?

I learnt that you need a balance. Yes, yes, yes I know people will exclaim “we all know this.” In hindsight taking time off to focus the business was myopic and all consuming. You need a break from anything, physically and almost certainly mentally especially working in advertising which operates at a typically fast pace. I moved the business on, my consultancy, but not to the extent that I thought and the lack of fell running impacted my fitness and thus motivation. Lethargy had set in… It also meant missing people who you share an interest with which can be a mind cleansing experience in its own right. I am certainly not looking to lecture here just share an experience.

If honest, I think “work life balance” is an urban myth, and like fabled treasure or Tantalus something we aim for but never reach. All is just life, and I think best muddled through, and it is okay to do various things all at once, whilst avoiding an all consuming focus on one thing. You may be muddled, do things indiscriminately, but I think it okay to be varied as it is a blessing for mental health.

Crowden Horseshoe

It is an 8 mile beasty with 1.7k of climb across moorland from Crowden campsite (Woodhead Pass) to Black Hill and back. Most of the climb element being in the first 4 miles.

I was looking forward to the race but also apprehensive as I’d not raced in a while. Race was 11am and I arrived around 10.20am with plenty of time to spare. Thinking I was the only Saddleworth Runner I was pleased to see a cheery Chris “Phantom” Phillips (you never see him during a race as he’s dang fast!) sorting his bike out at registration (yes, he’d cycled from Mossley) and then met the ever smiling Chris “The Beast” Davies. Wifey was en route on her bike to come and join us.

Also with us was Sue Hinde, but not seen until the end of the race.

I briefly said hello to Tim Rutter who I’d supported on his BG a few weeks earlier, and saw him after the race for a bigger chat.

It was a warm and humid start with humour supplied by the grinning Dave Gibbons, who was to happily take off me a slow cooker and surround sound system destined for a charity shop; he’d initially asked if Saddleworth Runners were bringing their dinner with them!

Anyway I was determined to get going and not get stuck at stile about half a kilometer from the start, with the last time my racing it being the case.

I soon found myself in among the fit and fast runners climbing steadily up to Laddow Rocks and realised I had to run as fast as them when out of practice, not helped by Des Thorpe and Winnie telling me to get my arse moving over the first river crossing with “The Beast Davies” hot on my heels (who was to pass me on the climb looking like a running animal.)

Legs were tired and I was also wheezing, which happens in hayfever season. From Laddow it was a fast descent to the slabs for the climb up to Black Hill in a pack of lads all egging each other on with what can be quite a fiddly and tricky run through narrow furrows.

I knew I was tired as I’ve headed up the slabs faster, and could see runners ahead who I normally pace with. But? I was really happy and enjoying the clear views that came to us during all the race, with my not being hung up as to position and time as per the norm. This also despite being overtaken by runners on the climb to Laddow.

I knew the path back to Crowden via Black Hill would be boggy from running it during races earlier in the year - Four Inns and Trigger. However it was drier than normal apart from one section of proper bog that nailed a few people and where a photographer had cunningly positioned himself.

It was fast descent back though a tad hard as into a head wind, to then fly down the rocky section just before finishing. Exhilarating.

It was sunny and people congregated around the campsite drinking brews and eating BBQ food laid on by the campsite owners. As people chatted I took some photos, as we waited for the prizes.

Chris Phillips came an amazing second, with The Beast 26th (remember he’s a V60!), and yours truly 41st out of 139 runners. Yours truly was more than happy with this, and pleased for the other two running hooligans who did the club proud and picked up prizes.

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Results 2019: https://www.fellrunner.org.uk/results/race19/CROWDEN%20NEW%202019.pdf

Cheering us on was The Boss and Wifey who’d cycled over.

A great day.

Strava: https://www.strava.com/activities/2629340388

All photos can be seen on Flickr.