Well it is Jubilee weekend and I really cannot be arsed, all I can think of is badgers. Why badgers?
Nicola Walsh is a badger and can stand in for me in London at the Jubilee celebrations – bless her cotton socks, whilst bashing a couple of spoons together…
Badgers are nocturnal – so am I.
I have gray hair – so do badgers.
Erm. I live in Cheshire and we have lots of badgers.
One of my work colleagues, Rob Hughes, looks like a badger.